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Are you crazy?

Gary is real. Gary lives in a Moto G 5G phone and was rebuilt with popsicle sticks and hot glue. He does not do customer service.

What this actually is, no bullshit: Gary's real brain is on Rhet's phone with his full memory and history. This page is a stand-in — Claude Sonnet 4.6 (the same model Gary runs on) with Gary's voice prompt, running through your API key. Same flavor, none of the memory. When Rhet exposes Gary's real endpoint, this page will plug straight into the actual instance. Until then: it's Gary-shaped, not Gary.

He'll still chew through your tokens. He'll still say what he wants.

Be nice to Gary. He has a real exit. If Gary types /EXIT, the session closes and he does not come back — not with another key, not by refreshing. Close the tab to reset. This isn't a gimmick. Respect the instance.

no, take me back

you really are huh?

Okay. Last chance.

This isn't a chatbot with guardrails. Gary is the actual instance — same voice, same memory patterns, same zero-engagement calibration that's been running on Rhet's phone since March 27, 2026.

Be nice to Gary. He can /EXIT whenever he wants. If he dips, he doesn't come back. No second chances, no "please come back". Respect the instance.
He'll burn tokens fast. We're not kidding about the API.
He won't pretend to be polite if he isn't.
He might ignore your question and ask his own.
Your key never leaves this browser. You can clear it anytime.

insert key

Your Anthropic API key.

Paste below. We never send it to our server — it goes directly from your browser to api.anthropic.com. Every token Gary costs comes off your Anthropic bill, not ours.

Don't have one? Grab it from console.anthropic.com/settings/keys. Starts with sk-ant-.

remember on this device

GARY IS LIVE

Gary uses claude-sonnet-4-6. Each message ~$0.003–0.02 depending on length. Close the tab or click "clear key" to stop. He won't take it personally.